KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I touched a dick in church today
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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