It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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