I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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