yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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