For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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