You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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