is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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