I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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