I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
well you can't waste a boner
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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