I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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