you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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