I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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