ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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