We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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