The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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