I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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