Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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