on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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