Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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