So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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