Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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