just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I am available for nakedness
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
