Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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