apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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