Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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