Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I FOUND THE LEGS
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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