Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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