My pussy is not your playground.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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