do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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