Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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