Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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