just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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