Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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