i was rollin on her like bob the builder
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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