Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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