my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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