Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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