and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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