Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
it was like eating out sand paper
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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