Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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