The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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