oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
you would pick up someone in the library
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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