Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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