It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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