Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
