There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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