I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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