Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Randomize
