this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
