i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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