hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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