Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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