For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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